When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When the gym is the most exciting part of the day, and that’s over
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym