When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you inhale a dessert then look at the label and it says 3 servings
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed