When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When the gym staff know your name