Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you love working out but you’re tired of being sore
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me