When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
My face before my last squat set, wondering if it’s all worth it
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day