When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When someone tells me you workout too much
My face after a set of calf raises
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When the gym staff know your name
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some