Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When somebody asks what you like to do for fun and you’re trying to think of an answer th
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
My face when i see a pic of myself before i had gainz
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime