When you see someone curling in the squat rack
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When someone tells you them squats are paying off
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells