My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
My face when my gym buddy turns up
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you get a free shaker with your protein
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you see someone who’s also bout gym life
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice