Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
When someone tells me you workout too much
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When it’s friday, gym done for the week