When they putting clips on the smith machine
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me