When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me