When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
Your new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves