When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Watching your friend take preworkout for the first time
When you see someone half repping their squats
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique