Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When you see someone half repping their squats
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom