When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats