When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When they putting clips on the smith machine
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants h
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me