Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When the joke isn’t funny but was told by your gym crush
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When you get advice from the skinny guy
The face you make when you see someone with bad form