469 – when your gym crush tells you a joke
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
Planet fitness trainer would you be interested in a free personal training session me
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
Them you’re always at the gym, you must be so happy with your body me
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
My gym rival watching me lift 5lbs more than him with worse form
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me