When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit
When someone asks how many sets you got left
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When you see someone on the leg press with big weights and locking their knees on every rep
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat