Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
Watching someone warming up with your max
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go