Planet fitness trainer would you be interested in a free personal training session me
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
How it feels missing the gym for 1 week
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail
When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights
Me i’m not gonna eat after 7pm. me at 9pm
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
Everyone else having seconds. me
When the joke isn’t funny but was told by your gym crush
When your preworkout buzz has worn off