When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When someone asks me why i workout so much
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat