Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
Non lifter you workout too much. me
How haters look when you keep getting better
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me