When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When the gym is the best part of the day and you’ve been already
Person all you do is workout. me
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid