Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
When you do 45 mins of cardio for 3 months straight and lose 5 pounds just to gain it all back after o
When you cutting and not had any carbs for 47 minutes
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you eat cold turkey broccoli out of tupperware everyday and you see your coworkers heading out
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
When you overplayed every song in your gym playlist and now nothing gets you hype