When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone tells me you workout too much
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat