When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
When someone tells you how much they used to squat, back in the day
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs