Me, looking at bread
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime