When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
My face outside any restaurant after i workout