Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
How haters look when you keep getting better
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for