When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When the preworkout said take 1 level scoop but you took 2 heaped and now you can’t decide whether to the gym
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it