Me in between sets, contemplating life
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is ho
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going