When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form