Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When the new guy warms up with your max
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day