When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When someone performs 10 reps with your max
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day