When your gym buddy finally shows up
When you finally see a free squat rack
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
My face when my gym buddy turns up
When your friends finally notice your gainz
When you catch someone miring your gainz
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
Sits down at a machine at the gym last person was weaker than me