The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week