Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it