When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out