When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When someone tells me you workout too much
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form