When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When the preworkout said take 1 level scoop but you took 2 heaped and now you can’t decide whether to the gym
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most