Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout