Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you find low carb food you actually like
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
That feeling when you hit a new pr
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
My face when a good song comes on during my workout
When someone tells you them squats are paying off
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique