When your gym crush notices your gainz
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants h
When somebody randomly compliments your gains
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
That moment when there’s finally a free bench at the gym
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
Gym crush hi, how are you me
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating