When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Chicken breast on sale
When chicken and broccoli are both on sale this week
When its leg day but you spot an open bench
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When you skipped the gym cos it was leg day then remember it was actually chest
When the gym staff know your name
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you realise that your current warmup weight was once your max weight
When i see a regular outside of the gym
That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique