That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym