Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
How haters look when you keep getting better
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go