Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
How haters look when you keep getting better
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me