When you and your girl roasting each other but then she saysat least i don’t have chicken legs
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
Me staring at the 4 year old construction worker in jeans benching 5 lbs
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me